Hey, the above long, rambling and incoherent diatribe sounds like you are bitter about being rejected by traditional publishers.
Can you elaborate on that ‘nope’?
Publishers are guessing what books will sell, and because they are human, they generally suck at predicting the future. The first Harry Potter book was rejected by many publishers, before it was noticed by a little girl who actually read the book. My books were also rejected by many publishers. It worked pretty well for me. Publishers are a very tough job, especially in the current environment.