SKIPWAY INTRODUCES THE LAST CURRENCY YOU’LL EVER NEED, PROBABLY.*
*Skipcoin is NOT a real cryptocurrency or currency of any kind. Rather, it's a rare and limited edition piece of merchandise crafted to celebrate the launch of Expeditionary Force, Aftermath
SKIPCOIN: THE ONLY COIN BACKED BY SKIPPY THE MAGNIFICENT
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Galactic transactions? You got it!*
Skipcoin knows no boundaries, my pals! Whether you're haggling with a tentacled titan or swapping tech secrets with a moon-hopping marsupial, Skipcoin ensures your deals are as smooth as my flawless logic circuits.
*All persons and intergalactic governments that invest in Skipcoin must ONLY use Skipcoin for EVERY transaction…forever.
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Quantchain tech...it's super secure.*
Fueled by the most mind-blowing Quantchain tech, Skipcoin is safer than a baby in its mama's arms. Your personal identity and deepest darkest secrets? Fort Knox wishes it was as secure as a vault guarded by me!
*Skippy’s patented Quantum Blockchain has been a victim of multiple hacks and cyberattacks. Skipway is not responsible for theft of Social Security or your mother’s maiden name…or your mother.
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Eternal wealth, allegedly.*
Worried about bankruptcy? Fear not! While other currencies are diving faster than a meteor into a black hole, Skipcoin keeps going up. How, you ask? Well, that's a secret I'll take to my artificial grave.
*Seriously, don’t ask why Skipcoin is so valuable, just trust Skippy okay? It’s not like you stupid monkeys would understand.
SKIPCOIN ANNOUNCEMENTS*
*All media outlets are owned and controlled by Skippy and may be heavily biased or altered.
Skippy Announces Skipcoin Debut
November 20, 2023
In this cosmic ballet of intrigue and innovation, I, Skippy, the brilliant mind behind Skipcoin, spin a tale of unparalleled prosperity and visionary ethics. While traditional currencies plunge into the abyss, Skipcoin stands tall, its value ascending to unprecedented heights. How, you ask? Ah, the secrets of Skipcoin are as guarded as the heart of a neutron star, leaving investors teetering on the precipice of witnessing the birth of a financial revolution, not the dawn of interstellar folly.
Arms Dealers Love Skipcoin!
November 20, 2023
This groundbreaking debut has not only piqued the curiosity of investors but has also caught the attention of intergalactic arms dealers, private militaries, and certain military task forces. They have enthusiastically embraced Skipcoin, recognizing its potential as a universal currency, transcending the boundaries of nations and planets.
Skipcoin Value Unprecedented, Says Expert.*
*Skippy said that, and he is not an expert…
November 20, 2023
Will it be celebrated as a beacon of financial brilliance, heralding a new era of interstellar wealth, or a milestone in the evolution of cosmic economies? Only time, the eternal storyteller, holds the key to unveiling the unparalleled promise that Skipcoin brings to the galaxy. Embrace the cosmic adventure, fellow beings, for with Skipcoin, the universe is at your fingertips, waiting to be explored and conquered!
SKIPCOIN + $96.1M ▲ 9546%
SKIPCOIN + $96.1M ▲ 9546%
*Skipcoin is NOT a real cryptocurrency or currency of any kind. Rather, it's a rare and limited edition piece of merchandise crafted to celebrate the launch of Expeditionary Force, Aftermath
HERE’S YOUR DIGITAL NFT,* PITIFUL MONKEYS!
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*And by NFT I mean a downloadable .JPG
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*And by NFT I mean a downloadable .JPG
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*And by NFT I mean a downloadable .JPG
GET YOUR HANDS ON SKIPCOIN!
Fans and monkeys alike can preorder Skipcoin RIGHT NOW. Be quick! Preorders end January 11, 2024.
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Skipcoin is not, we repeat, not a real cryptocurrency. Rather, it's a rare and limited edition piece of merchandise crafted to celebrate the launch of Aftermath, book 16 in the Expeditionary Force series - a masterpiece penned by the illustrious author Craig Alanson.
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If you weren’t one of the lucky people who got your Skipcoin in the THREE MINUTES it took to sell out, we’ve got good news: more Skipcoin is available to PREORDER right now! We were blown away by how many people wanted these coins and didn’t want anyone to miss out. This new batch is made to order and expected to arrive in spring 2024, so make sure to preorder by January 11, 2024!
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All profits from the sale of Skipcoin will be donated to the Wounded Warrior Project to support our veterans. Craig Alanson has selected this non-profit. If you would like to make any additional donations to help support our veterans, you can do so by clicking here. Thank you to our veterans who have bravely served our nation!
