First of all, what a silly question, you should know this by now. Fine, FINE, I'll tell you anyway. In Book 19, I request the crews of all UN Navy ships to toast ME, the way British Royal Navy crews toast their King or Queen after dinner. This brilliant initiative naturally backfires on me, because the crews create shots of 'shocktails' - an awful combination of flavors in a shot glass (could be non-alcoholic). Get this - the shot is supposed to be drunk with the glass cupped in one hand, middle finger extended.

At first I was offended, but then I realized you meat sacks don’t know any better. I want to continue this… tradition.

Again, what’s with all the questions? The answer is... there is no right or wrong way to make a Shocktail, the freedom is up to you! The only requirement is that the concoction needs to be mostly liquid, or at least in liquid form, and it needs to be consumed out of a shot glass, so don't go making some giant 50oz jug of disgusting banana juice.

It can be gross, it can be delicious, it can be out of this world! Just make sure it uses ingredients that you can get on planet Earth, because 2-day delivery doesn't exist outside of this solar system (embarrassing for you monkeys, really).

Enough with all the questions, what is it going to take? Since you humans need all the help you can get, I've made it SO easy for you. No sign-up form, no specific place you need to go, no nothing.

All you have to do is make a video or show pictures of your Shocktail and post it SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE on social media. The only requirement is you HAVE to use #ToastSkippy in your post, otherwise I won't be able to find it when I search it up.

And the only requirements for the video or pictures? You have to say or list the ingredients somewhere so we can recreate it for the livestream. That's it! Again, DO NOT FORGET TO USE #ToastSkippy. You can post it anywhere - Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, or whatever apps you primates use these days.